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*Any* subset L of Σ* where Σ is an alphabet? What are you, some sort of universal Turing machine?

Obviously not given the halting problem ...

Awww, too bad—I only date people who speak Haskell.

I would totally date guy like that ^^

"Male or Female? Yes." LOL

At least it wasn't filled out "no" or "don't know". ^_-

I expected the obvious "Sex: Yes, please" joke

What does PM stand for? Pure Maths?

I'd date you

It's a date!

unprecise question there. it should ask male xor female ;).

The answer would be "No" ;)

Or surely "Male of Female? Discuss" :)

"Seminal cookies" - LOL!!!!!

I meant seminar*.

Typo :/

Level 80 Blood Elf Paladin.. Really?

Indeed, and I had over 1.5 million gold also that I ended up giving away when I quit :D

Why quit before trying out the level 85 content?:)

argh... meaning: it would also be "Yes"

A mathematician who prides himself on knowing procedural programming languages?

Please hand in your math license card. (Don't make this more difficult than it already is)

A mathematician who prides himself on knowing procedural programming languages?

Please hand in your math license card. (Don't make this more difficult than it already is)

Hmm... I'm not sure if I'd date someone who didn't list GEB as a favourite book. I'd have to read those other books and then consider it.

BElf pallie? What spec?

etc. is my favorite programming language...

surely food/drink means the cookies should be the first to be mentioned?

No. Coffee is both.

Coffee is great! I just finished my third coffee of the morning.

I love the tables book! Such plot, such poise and elocution, you think it's going on forever, but then BAM! there's a sum. Have the 5th edition on my shelf right here with me...rescued it when someone put it in the recycle pile at work...terrible person.

No proofs or understandings of a math system in "Recent Achievements"? Are you a

realmathematician?reminds me of "hey arnold!" - Born? Yes.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lki91vYUMY1qe3twro1_500.gif

reminds me of "hey arnold!" - Born? Yes.

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lki91vYUMY1qe3twro1_500.gif

Psst. I only date mathemagicians!

There is another joke of this kind:

A mathematician fills in a form:

Affiliation: mathematical research institute

Job: solving Fredholm equations of the first kind

Hobby: Fredhold equations of the second kind

:D

hey, is one of his known languages binary, or is that part of mathematics?

"Known languages" means languages that are known, in general, right?

I would totally date someone with these credentials. :)