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Mathturbate - January 17, 2010
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Just thought I'd share this email from Wil:

Ok, felt I had to send you this, whether it's funny or was just funny in context (who can tell with maths jokes). My plant biotechnology class have been knee deep in a biostatistics module in college for weeks now and had gone to a crazy place. After a particularly long lecture, we were walking to the coffee shop and started telling corny maths jokes. I came out with the infinite number of mathematicians and the bar, my buddy Gearoid told the sin, cos and tan beach one. Then it came to my mate Flor's turn.

Flor: Ummmm........ I don't really know any maths jokes ye nerds....

Me: Omg Flor, you're such an OUTLIER!!

Gearoid: Ya Flor, I've got a degree of freedom with your name on it.

Everyone burst out laughing, but immediately caught themselves and felt dirrrrty! We thought we should email it into you just for the craic!



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7 Comments

Can't get it :$ (the email, I mean)

Infinite number of mathematicians? Never heard of it, though I have heard the sin, cos and tan beach one.

Here ya go...

1) An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first
one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says "You're all idiots", and pours two beers.

2) An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. They say ow infinitely.

3) An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. Bar explodes in a big bang.

4) An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. Show work. Assume mathematicians are spherical.

Guess no one wants to join my math debating club :-\

Uh....write you a email?

um, for a minute there I though it was supposed to sound like masturbate... or is that the joke?

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