Alternatively: I'm a webcomic author. (see my 59th comic)
You forgot the "I always hated math" or "I was always bad at math" part.
So True! Except for the times when the other guy turns out to be a philosopher interested in philosophy of science.
This is why I bring a fat book or two...
...and I teach Thibault! Old school is the best school...
Maybe he shouldn't have been staring at her boobs.
Nobody even ASKS me this on the airplane.