"Pirates aren't good at math because they 'arr' alot." *Rimshot*
How about "I need me parrot so I can liberate some funding booty from some land lubbin' string theorists..."
"But I always thought they where round"
Bloody marvelous! I laughed out loud!
Also, pirates aren't good at math because eyes ("i") travel in pairs.
There's a high school around here with a "we be 'dπ/dx'es" shirt that their Science Olympiad team wears.
No I haven't told them that they're zeroes yet.
Come on guys, this comic has to get rated to an average of pi :D